New Year, New Eye Moustaches A few days ago, Nintendo held a presentation for their new console, the Nintendo Switch. You may have heard how a number of details about the machine were given and that we got our first proper look at a lot of upcoming games. What you may not have heard is […]Read more "Seven (Very Serious) Reasons Why The Nintendo Switch Presentation Was Bad And Not Good"
2016 was a terrible year all things considered. Horrific terrorist attacks continued as did the refugee crisis with no sign of stopping. The people of Britain were lied to and convinced that stabbing themselves in the foot was a good idea, by people who weren’t even competent enough to utilise the opportunities for self-advancement and […]Read more "2016 Review Part 1: The Year In Games"
Live from that figurative place in your head where you can kind of feel as if you’re seeing something in a way that’s really hard to put into words, it’s the Golden Moustaches 2016!Read more "The Golden Moustaches 2016"
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house… I was…. uh…. writing stuff about video games I dunno. Hang on the night before was yesterday…. you see what I was going for though, right?Read more "A Christmas C(ontent)arol"
Gamers, if there’s one thing we love it’s getting things first. Pre-orders, open-betas, timed exclusives, day one editions, anything and everything, as long as we’re getting it earlier than someone else. We all know that there’s no patch more prestigious than v1.01. But it’s not just physical things. Everyone wants to get the news first. […]Read more "Nintendo Switch Headline Forecast"
Tales From The Borderlands, Batman: The Telltale Series, Undertale, Thirty Flights of Loving, Little Inferno, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Dual Destinies and Bloodborne “Hey what’s up, it’s been awhile” ~ Zayn Malick, formerly of One Direction, in his new whiny hit Like I Would That’s right, Eye Moustaches is back after another unannounced hiatus. I return […]Read more "What I’ve Been Playing ~ An SEO Optimised Wunderpost"
THE RACE IS ON! THERE ARE AN INFINITE NUMBER OF PLANETS TO CLAIM AND MARK AS YOUR OWN! TO THE BRAVEST, TO THE MOST DARING GO THE SPOILS! THERE ARE ALSO A NOT QUITE AS BIG NUMBER OF CLICKS FOR NO MAN’S SKY BASED CONTENT OUT THERE! TO THE MOST ARTICULATE, THE MOST INFORMATIVE AND […]Read more "ANOTHER NO MAN’S SKY POST"